Nice Quotes

July 9, 2009

Daily ask yourself: How can I do this task quicker, cheaper, better, or more easily?
~quote about Career by

How many things are there which I do not want.
~quotes on Simplicity by Socrates

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
~sayings on Humor by Tommy Cooper

[T]his is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
~quotations on Hair by From the television show Beverly Hills 90210

Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous.
~motivational quotes for athletes by John Jay Chapman

[A] genuine tattoo…. tells a story. I like stories and tattoos, no matter how well done, and if they don’t tell a story that involves you emotionally, then they’re just there for decoration, then they’re not a valid tattoo. There has to be some emotional appeal or they’re not, to my way of thinking, a real tattoo. It tells people what you are and what you believe in, so there’s no mistakes.
~saying about athletes by Leo, tattooist, 1993, quoted in Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription, 2000

Friends Quotes

July 9, 2009

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
~saying about tshirt by Arnold Glasow

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them.
~quote about Adversity by John Aughey

There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.
~quotes on Ideals by G.K. Chesterton

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
~sayings on Happiness by Buddha

There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
~quotations on Fear by Andre Gide

Making the decision to have a child is momentousIt is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body
~funny t-shirt sayings by Elizabeth Stone

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either
~saying about tshirt by Mark Twain

Life Quotes

July 9, 2009

You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
~funny t-shirt sayings by George Bernard Shaw

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
~saying about tshirt by Dale Carnegie

A mother’s love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path
~quote about Love Quotes by Agatha Christie

I felt it shelter to speak to you
~quotes on For a Friend by Emily Dickinson

They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans.
~sayings on Baseball by George F. Will, 1990

Children have more need of models, than of critics
~quotations on Children by Joseph Joubert

The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth.
~funny t-shirt sayings by W.R. Koehler, The Koehler Method of Dog Training

Witty Quotes

July 9, 2009

Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time.
~quotes on Living by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it’s one day further from the last time you saw each other, it’s one day closer to the next time you will
~sayings on Goodbye by Author Unknown

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
~quotations on Men by Jean Giraudoux

If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm
~funny t-shirt sayings by Vince Lombardi

Solitude shows us what should be; society shows us what we are.
~saying about tshirt by Robert Cecil

The stench of the trail of Ego in our History. It is ego – ego, the fountain cry, origin, sole source of war.
~quote about Patriotism by George Meredith, Beauchamp’s Career